Be careful which driver you designate.
It turns out that playing board games can be more exciting than you expect. Peaches, Dan and I went over to Lewis' pad to get our Catan on. Japan has a legal blood alcohol limit of 0 so even if you want a few beers you need a DD. Who would be the DD? We decided this in the same way all Japanese school children decided everything, janken! Dan ended up on the loosing side of the janken. I wasn't worried in the slightest because Dan has managed to move his Largo around Japan with only one traffic accident. At about 2 AM we figured it was about time to head back home. Lewis lives up on a hill with narrow streets.
Let me take this time to tell you gaijin traps. For whatever reason, Japan has chosen to have their gutters semi-covered. The usual variety is about 6 inches wide but some are a few feet wide. Then, in a random irregular pattern there is this mixture of stone and metal covers. Here is a pic of the rice field outside of our house.

Don't let the rice field fool you, these are every where. I remember seeing them in Kyoto.
Dan was driving away from Lewis' house when he dropped both of the passenger side tires into a gaijin trap. If our car was a tiny yellow plate car it would have taken us 5 minutes to pick up and push on to the road. Luckily, everyone was leaving about the same time, so there was plenty of people on hand to help out. 10 of us couldn't pick up the front of the car. We took a jack and put it under the tow point, in the front. This got the passenger side up out of the gutter so we could move a metal grate under an actual jack point. Then, we used a second jack to push up the car high enough to put a grate under front wheel. Then we could pick up the rear end to push a grate under the rear wheels. Success!
Just for the record, it takes 10 Jets about an hour to get a car out of a ditch.
Seriously though, for people to give up an hour of sleep at 2 am and not argue while trying to figure out haul our big ol' white plate out of a ditch, speaks volumes about how great the Jets are here.
I didn't get any pics of the car in the ditch, because my camera was in the car. I remebered this when the car was balanacing on a jack and I didn't want to test my luck.











